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Everything you need to set up a life (and a laptop) in Thailand — visas, money, phone, home, health — plus the Thai to sort it all out yourself.

8 missions
27 checklist steps
42 Thai phrases
✅ Facts checked 28 October 2026
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⚠️ Rules change. We checked every fact here on 28 October 2026, but visa and tax rules in Thailand move fast. Always confirm with the official sources linked in each mission. This is a friendly guide, not legal or tax advice.
Mission 1 of 8

🛂 Visas & staying legal

Get in, stay in, and never overstay.

📘 Know

  • Visa-free entry is now 30 days, for tourism only. From 15 September 2026 Thailand cut the visa-exempt stay from 60 days to 30 for around 60 countries, including the UK, EU, US and Australia. You can ask to extend once by 30 days at an immigration office (1,900 baht), but it is up to the officer.
  • The Destination Thailand Visa (DTV) is the digital-nomad visa: valid for 5 years with multiple entries, 180 days per entry, and one 180-day extension per entry. You need about 500,000 baht in savings (most embassies want it held for 3 months). The fee is around 10,000 baht, charged in local currency (London charges £300).
  • New since 31 August 2026: you apply for the DTV in a country where you are a citizen or permanent resident, and you need a police clearance certificate.
  • The DTV lets you work remotely for employers and clients OUTSIDE Thailand. Working for a Thai company or Thai clients needs a proper work visa and work permit.
  • Every foreign visitor fills in the TDAC (digital arrival card) online, free, in the 72 hours before landing. Use only the official site — look-alike sites charge for it.
  • Staying more than 90 days in a row? Report your address to immigration every 90 days (online or in person). Your landlord or hotel must also file a "TM30" telling immigration where you live — check they have.

Official sources: 🔗 Thai e-Visa (official applications) 🔗 Thai Immigration Bureau 🔗 TDAC — Digital Arrival Card (free)

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🗣️ Say it in Thai

วีซ่า
wii-sâa
Visa
ต่อวีซ่า
dtɔ̀ɔ wii-sâa
To extend a visa
หนังสือเดินทาง
nǎŋ-sʉ̌ʉ dəən-taaŋ
Passport
สำนักงานตรวจคนเข้าเมือง
sǎm-nák-ŋaan dtrùat kon kâo mʉaŋ
Immigration office
Most people just say ตม. (dtɔɔ-mɔɔ) for short.
รายงานตัวเก้าสิบวัน
raai-ŋaan dtua gâo-sìp wan
90-day report
ต้องใช้เอกสารอะไรบ้าง
dtɔ̂ŋ chái èek-gà-sǎan à-rai bâaŋ
Which documents do I need?
Add ครับ (kráp) if you are male, ค่ะ (kâ) if you are female.
Mission 2 of 8

💸 Money, banking & tax

Pay like a local and keep the taxman happy.

📘 Know

  • Thailand pays by QR code. PromptPay QR codes are on street stalls, taxis and rent invoices, and you need a Thai bank account to use them.
  • Whether you can open a bank account depends on the bank AND the branch. Most want your passport, a long-stay visa (DTV, work, study or retirement) and proof of address. Some also ask for a letter from immigration or your embassy. If one branch says no, try another.
  • Thai ATMs charge foreign cards around 220–250 baht per withdrawal, on top of whatever your bank charges. Wise and similar cards usually cost less than airport exchange counters and bank transfers.
  • Tax: if you spend 180 days or more in Thailand in a calendar year, you are a Thai tax resident. Since 1 January 2024, foreign income you bring into Thailand while resident can be taxed at 5–35%. A proposed exemption is still only a draft as of October 2026. This is not tax advice: check with the Revenue Department or a tax adviser, and with your home country, which may have a tax treaty with Thailand.

Official sources: 🔗 Thai Revenue Department

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🗣️ Say it in Thai

ธนาคาร
tá-naa-kaan
Bank
อยากเปิดบัญชี
yàak bpə̀ət ban-chii
I'd like to open an account
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โอนเงิน
oon ŋən
To transfer money
เงินสด
ŋən sòt
Cash
สแกนจ่ายได้มั๊ย
sà-gɛɛn jàai dâi mái
Can I scan to pay?
Ask this anywhere you see a QR code.
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ค่าธรรมเนียมเท่าไหร่
kâa tam-niam tâo-rài
How much is the fee?
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Mission 3 of 8

📶 Phone & internet

A Thai number unlocks almost everything else.

📘 Know

  • You need a Thai number for banking apps, Grab and food delivery, so get it sorted early.
  • SIM cards must be registered to your passport. Airport kiosks and the networks' own shops do this on the spot. The big networks are AIS and True (which merged with dtac).
  • If your phone takes an eSIM, you can buy one before you fly and land already connected.
  • LINE is Thailand's main messaging app. Landlords, shops and even some government offices use it.
  • Home fibre internet is cheap and fast in the cities. Ask whether your condo already includes it.

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ซิมการ์ด
sim-gáat
SIM card
เติมเงิน
dtəəm ŋən
To top up (credit)
แพ็กเกจเน็ต
pɛ́k-gèt nét
Internet package
รหัสไวไฟคืออะไร
rá-hàt wai-fai kʉʉ à-rai
What's the wifi password?
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เน็ตช้ามาก
nét cháa mâak
The internet is really slow
Mission 4 of 8

🏠 Finding a home

From a first-month crash pad to your own condo.

📘 Know

  • Most newcomers book a serviced apartment or short let for the first month, then look at condos in person. Never pay a deposit on a place you have only seen in photos.
  • Monthly leases are common. 6–12 month leases cost less per month.
  • Expect a deposit of 1–2 months' rent, plus the first month in advance. Photograph every room when you move in so you can get the deposit back.
  • Ask whether you pay the government rate for electricity and water or a higher "building rate". It can make a big difference to the bill.
  • Ask your landlord to file your TM30 (see Visas). It is their job, but you are the one who has trouble at immigration if it is missing.

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🗣️ Say it in Thai

คอนโด
kɔn-doo
Condo
มีห้องว่างมั๊ย
mii hɔ̂ŋ wâaŋ mái
Do you have a room free?
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ค่าเช่าเดือนละเท่าไหร่
kâa châo dʉan lá tâo-rài
How much is the rent per month?
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ค่ามัดจำ
kâa mát-jam
Deposit
สัญญาเช่า
sǎn-yaa châo
Rental contract
ค่าน้ำค่าไฟ
kâa náam kâa fai
Water and electricity bills
Mission 5 of 8

🛵 Getting around

Apps, Skytrain and the two-wheeled truth.

📘 Know

  • Grab and Bolt work like Uber, for cars, motorbike taxis and food delivery. They show the price before you book, so there is no haggling.
  • Bangkok has the BTS Skytrain and the MRT underground. They are fast, cheap and air-conditioned.
  • To drive or ride legally, carry an International Driving Permit with your home licence. If you are staying long term, get a Thai licence. Riding without the right licence can void your insurance, and helmets are the law.
  • Rental shops sometimes ask to keep your passport. Do not hand it over. Offer a copy and a cash deposit instead.

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🗣️ Say it in Thai

ไปที่นี่ได้มั๊ย
bpai tîi-nîi dâi mái
Can you take me here?
Point at the map on your phone as you say it.
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ตรงไป
dtroŋ bpai
Go straight on
จอดตรงนี้
jɔ̀ɔt dtroŋ-níi
Stop here
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ใบขับขี่
bai kàp-kìi
Driving licence
หมวกกันน็อก
mùak gan-nɔ́k
Helmet
Mission 6 of 8

🏥 Health & safety

Sorted before you need it.

📘 Know

  • Private hospitals in the big cities are excellent and used to foreign patients, but bills add up fast without insurance.
  • Get health insurance that covers you in Thailand for as long as you stay. Ordinary travel insurance often stops covering you after a set number of days.
  • There are pharmacies on almost every street, and the pharmacists are happy to help with minor problems.
  • Emergency numbers: 1669 ambulance · 191 police · 1155 tourist police (English spoken) · 199 fire.

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🗣️ Say it in Thai

โรงพยาบาล
rooŋ-pá-yaa-baan
Hospital
ร้านขายยา
ráan kǎai yaa
Pharmacy
ไม่สบาย
mâi sà-baai
I feel unwell
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ปวดหัว
bpùat hǔa
I have a headache
แพ้ยา
pɛ́ɛ yaa
Allergic to medicine
Show a note naming the medicine too.
ประกันสุขภาพ
bprà-gan sùk-kà-pâap
Health insurance
Mission 7 of 8

💻 Work & community

Find your desk and your people.

📘 Know

  • Bangkok, Chiang Mai and the islands are the big nomad hubs. Coworking spaces almost always sell day passes, so try a few before committing.
  • Working from cafés is normal. Buy something every couple of hours and leave the big tables free at busy times.
  • Meetups, coworking events and local Facebook groups are the quickest way to meet people. Learning a little Thai is the quickest way to meet Thai people.
  • Remember the visa rule: remote work for clients abroad is fine on a DTV, but Thai clients need a work permit.

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🗣️ Say it in Thai

ทำงานออนไลน์
tam-ŋaan ɔɔn-lai
I work online
ขอนั่งทำงานที่นี่ได้มั๊ย
kɔ̌ɔ nâŋ tam-ŋaan tîi-nîi dâi mái
May I sit and work here?
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มีปลั๊กมั๊ย
mii bplák mái
Is there a plug socket?
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ยินดีที่ได้รู้จัก
yin-dii tîi dâi rúu-jàk
Nice to meet you
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คุณมาจากไหน
kun maa jàak nǎi
Where are you from?
Mission 8 of 8

🙏 Fitting in

The unwritten rules that make Thailand feel like home.

📘 Know

  • Respect for the monarchy is taken very seriously, and it is also the law. Stand for the royal anthem in cinemas.
  • The head is the highest part of the body and the feet the lowest. Don't touch anyone's head, and don't point your feet at people or at Buddha images.
  • Take your shoes off when you go into a home, and into many shops and offices too. If you see shoes by the door, follow suit.
  • Keeping calm wins. Raising your voice makes everyone lose face, including you.
  • Dress modestly at temples: cover your shoulders and knees.

Go deeper: 🎭 Thai culture & temple etiquette

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🗣️ Say it in Thai

ไม่เป็นไร
mâi bpen rai
It's nothing / No problem
The phrase you'll hear most, and a whole attitude.
ใจเย็นๆ
jai yen yen
Keep calm / Take it easy
Literally "cool heart".
เกรงใจ
greeŋ-jai
Not wanting to impose on someone
There's no English word for it, and you'll see it everywhere.

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⚠️ Draft translations. The Thai on this page is a first draft and is still being checked by a native-speaker teacher. If something reads oddly to you, please tell us.